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lemongrablothbrok · 1 year ago

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I get what you mean. That legendary airplane photo always gets me a little hungry for some Jonesy tum.

Not to be a whore but Jonesy’s tummy is so bit-eable. I just want to monch 🥺 and maybe a little lick too? I need to take a cold shower now…

Anon you’re speaking my language

Even when he’s clothed and skinny I’m feral for the tum

and d fact we only have this photo of his BARE belly we have to get creative and imagine and LET ME TELL you when this man just exists, I will objectify his tum!

what’s lurking under these dadly looks? TUMMY TIME.

not to mention

d thicc tummy and titty having old man 🥴🥴🥴🥴😋😋🤯🤯😭😭😭🤯

#i wanna poke him like he's the pillsbury dough boy #i kinda wanna nibble on his love handles. that's a normal thing to say right?#i'm not thirsty you're thirsty #john paul jones #sexy stuff #wait just a second...is he wearing short shorts in that first photo?#dammit jonesy you can't just do that. people's gonads are going to spontaneously combust. their undies are going to melt.#the very audacity of this man #john paul jones: shameless melter of underpants #john paul jones: unscrupulous remote gonad arsonist #beautiful men

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